Thanks be to Axel, for he hath shown me the folly of my ways. It turns out that there are many 'cleavers,' or words that are there own opposites. There's a whole other name for them: autoantonyms. (Pretty dreary, no? I like mine better.) Not only that, but they've been recognized for a long time, and there are people who catalog them, and there is a pretty good website that lists them. Interestingly, they include 'literally,' which I've written about before, but forgot to include in my list of cleavers.
Seems to me that only a few of these words are really logically opposite, like cleave, rent, temper, and seed. Some of them are not fundamentally opposite, but have two quite different definitions within the same realm, and could potentially cause confusion: oversight, fine, handicap, and clip. Then there are some other ones that are pretty forced, like fast, left, model, and peer. I'm sure this is pretty subjective, so you better start believing me before some other jackass fools you into believing him.
You can ping this entry by using http://www.mindtangle.net/movabletype/mt-tb.cgi/828 .
Ahemm, "fast" is most definitely a cleaver in the strictest sense.
Or haven't you ever heard of "playing fast-and-loose with a hard-and-fast rule"?
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